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In an 'unpresidented' move (pun intended ) President Simpson has agreed to stay on to oversee the search for his replacement. Originally scheduled to resign (AKA “retire”) 15 January 2011 at which time Mr. Nostaja was formerly designated to become UB’s interim president, it now appears that Dr. Simpson will remain for an unspecified length of time with no mention of Mr. Nostaja assuming (explicit) control. The chances that the students will have a “Ph.D.” sign their degrees (i.e., an individual actually entitled to the title “professor”) this spring are becoming increasingly brighter. Whether the “concerned faculty” actually had anything to do with this decision is a mystery; perhaps they too have scored a point in regaining some influence over UB’s governance; perhaps not, perhaps it’s only an illusion or more likely a small act to pacify the short-lived ‘rebellion’ amongst UB’s tenured faculty. In any case, it’s definitely a victory for the Class of 2011.

In what must be the shortest presidential statement in the past quarter century, President Simpson has announced his intention to remain at the helm of UB (apparently second only to UB Counsel Chair Jeremy Jacobs) for “a limited period of time.” His joy and enthusiasm for ‘his’ decision can be inferred between the lines of his brief message sent 05 January 2011 to UB’s faculty and staff reprinted below in its entirety.

Dear Colleagues:

I was pleased to learn that the presidential search process is moving along well. Following discussions with SUNY officials and University Council Chairman Jeremy Jacobs, I have agreed to continue to serve as president for a limited period of time beyond January 15th while the search process moves toward a conclusion.

Sincerely,

John B. Simpson
President

How this event came about is known only to a handful of people in the “inner circle.” The Frog would like to think that he too had an important influence on this decision (see below). Indeed, the Frog IS the “big fish” in his little lily pond. Like the “little pond” at UB, the “big fish” at the Frog’s pond have two ways to go—one is to escape by jumping over the dam and swimming upriver to the big world outside, and the other is to be eaten by the alligator that is kept in the little pond to prevent the big fish from becoming competition and perhaps even challenging the leadership. (The little fish in the pond are too small to be caught by or to otherwise be of significance to the alligator which is fine because it gives the Frog someone to exploit for doing the real work at the lily pond. Of course this is all a metaphor requiring certain interpretative skills on the part of the reader. )

Behold the power of the blog and the Frog’s grand illusion of having self importance. Some pivotal commentaries related to the ill-planned succession in leadership are linked below:

University degrees to be signed by a bureaucrat?
Recall Simpson as UB's President
Who Will Be UB’s Interim President?

It’s noteworthy that only 6 hours after the Frog’s initial salvo (i.e., publication of the first commentary) Mr. Nostaja announced that he was TEMPORARILY withdrawing from consideration as UB’s interim president. Of course that’s only a correlation, but hey, epidemiologists assert grand thinking, especially in their social engineering of the Great Nanny State, using only such data as the basis for their elaborate theories. So if it’s good enough for them to design a modern society of their making, well then, it’s good enough for the Frog to assert a simple causative effect, no grand theory required. Ah, the power of the blog!

There remains only one point to which the Frog would like clarification for the record: since President Simpson had already announced his resignation to take effect 15 January 2011, did he rescind his resignation (in which case his presidency could extend indefinitely as suggested by the Frog’s commentary Recall Simpson as UB's President) or is HE officially UB’s Interim President? This might not matter to most people, but it certainly would look a bit strange on his résumé should he decide to come out of retirement and take up another post upon his return to California.

In any case score one for the students: they are well on their way to having a real academic sign their degrees in the spring 2011 convocations. How the “concerned faculty” scored is unclear. They superficially appear to have reasserted some small degree of influence over the academy, but this is more likely the death knoll of the “concerned faculty” — the only rallying point (i.e., an issue upon which the “concerned faculty” could reach a strong consensus) is that having a businessman lead the university is simply wrong and is more than any faculty at a (potentially) “premier university” should ever be expected to endure. Now that this issue is seemingly resolved, they can all return to their individual pursuits and leave governance of the academy to the professional bureaucrats. There remains only a small number of truly “concerned faculty” whom without critical mass or even forming a small cohesive group within themselves lack the power to affect change. It’s SNAFU again at UB as “the band played on . . . .”